Avoid talking to Atheists!
My friend Jonny McEwen sent me this hilarious church poster advising children what to do if they discover an atheist in their neighborhood.
Note: Have done a little checking and it turns out that this is great little piece of satire. It is from the site http://objectiveministries.org/
Tags: Atheist
May 21st, 2009 at 5:42 am
Wow! That’s amazing. I also love “Habu’s corner” on the site. It seems your next Ikon evangelism trip will be to Belfast Zoo!
May 21st, 2009 at 5:45 am
Surely not! Thats hilarious, and worry depending on whether its a joke.
May 21st, 2009 at 5:45 am
Surely not! Thats hilarious, and worrying depending on whether its a joke.
May 21st, 2009 at 5:57 am
Hmm, yes lets not listen to these devils and heaven forbid we listen to their critique of our infallible values and picture of God. It might lead to some hideous form of doubt or struggle or even … dare I say spiritual growth!
Cover your ears children!
May 21st, 2009 at 6:03 am
there seems to be a tendency for so called „christians“ to drop a brick everytime possible. to sum up advices like this you best stay home, doors no better eyes and ears shut and wait on the rapture
May 21st, 2009 at 6:58 am
yeah… coffee is the only thing that give me solace too…
May 21st, 2009 at 9:51 am
That’s great! Unfortunately its funny because it speaks an unspoken state of fear within the church, all the while wondering why the good news no longer changes their world. Not to mention all that we could learn in the conversation with people who think differently.
May 21st, 2009 at 11:21 am
It is so interesting how fearful the Church has become. If you don’t think your Truth can stand up to someone else’s you have bigger problems than the dreaded Atheist moving into your neighborhood.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
oh my gosh….my youth minister must be a atheist…he is always grumpy….lol….:)
May 21st, 2009 at 4:03 pm
i was always told that atheists were somewhat akin to flesh eating zombies and that if i saw one i should run. i often wondered if they preferred ketchup or worcestershire sauce. if i were a flesh eating atheist i would prolly use worcestershire but i understand that it just a preference. others may want to use ketchup and thats fine too. we can certainly find common ground elsewhere.
May 25th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Far be it from modern man to give up on the old days where were assigned magical and spiritual powers to pomegranates, or talked about magical 2×2 zoo boats and talking snakes the walked on their tails… By all means, let Sarah Palin come back and explain how the dinosaurs were a terrorist plot by ‘dat dere Satan guy” and … and … ARGH – it DOES make me grumpy…
Though I’d say agnostic if asked. If we all came from a single super powerful point of energy (Big Bang?) then they can call that energy point God, or the Singularity, or Buddha – whatever they like…probably happened
I’d love to meet someone “witnessing” with that little pamphlet in hand.
DNW